http://www.twistedfictionpress.com Short twisted tales for the concentrationally challenged. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:41:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.twistedfictionpress.com/poetry_lyrics/mysteryjet.html http://www.twistedfictionpress.com/poetry_lyrics/mysteryjet.html#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:35:15 +0000 admin http://www.twistedfictionpress.com/?p=121 ‘In the future, there will be wonky donks to kingdom come.’ ‘And mystery jets as far as the eye—’ ‘I wish I were a mystery.’  ‘Well you’re not. You’re an open bookmark.’  ‘That’s not fair. Heaps you don’t know about my nether regions.’ ‘Because your nether regions are beneath me.’ ‘But, I thought it was my turn on top.’  ‘Screw you.‘

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