Twisted Fiction Press

Short twisted tales for the concentrationally challenged.

MYSTERY JET

‘In the future, there will be wonky donks to kingdom come.’ ‘And mystery jets as far as the eye—’ ‘I wish I were a mystery.’  ‘Well you’re not. You’re an open bookmark.’  ‘That’s not fair. Heaps you don’t know about my nether regions.’ ‘Because your nether regions are beneath me.’ ‘But, I thought it was my turn on top.’  ‘Screw you.

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