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Don Quixote and the Head.

by on Feb.06, 2009, under short_script

DQ: Where am I? Who are you?
HEAD: Oh my God. You’re Don Quixote.
DQ: So?
HEAD: You’re on my desk. I thought you could give me some tips, you know. I’m an old writer, running out of options. I’m scared.
DQ: How old?
HEAD: 74.
DQ: Really? You look pretty good for your age.
HEAD: You got me. Truth is I’m only 34.
DQ: Pull the other one.
HEAD: Would you believe, 44?
DQ: I want to go home.
HEAD: I need to probe your brain first.
DQ: You want to penetrate me?
HEAD: Yes, but not in a gay way.
DQ: What does that even mean? Why are you winking at me? Holy Moses, what’s that?
HEAD: That’s my new sub-woofer. It was a last resort. I thought stereo sound from my iTunes would unleash my talent. (continue reading…)

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