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by on Mar.04, 2009, under poetry_lyrics

‘In the future, there will be wonky donks to kingdom come.’ ‘And mystery jets as far as the eye—’ ‘I wish I were a mystery.’  ‘Well you’re not. You’re an open bookmark.’  ‘That’s not fair. Heaps you don’t know about my nether regions.’ ‘Because your nether regions are beneath me.’ ‘But, I thought it was my turn on top.’  ‘Screw you.

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Some kids never learn

by on Feb.06, 2009, under poetry_lyrics

“Sorry,” said Joel when he accidentally strummed a A minor 7th instead of a G major. “You don’t need to say sorry all the time,” said his teacher with a sad smile. “Ever hear of a rock god saying he’s sorry?” Joel shook his head. “Sorry,” he said.

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